The only thing that will get me out of a twitter hibernation is @coffeybean90. Happy birthday to the worlds dirtiest laugh and shittest mini golf player. Love you very much hen xox (Twitter hates me so much it won’t let there be sound)
Coming out of twitter hibernation to say my 95 followers should have all been at the Closet Organ gig, kg is our generations Avril Lavigne, the pop princess we all need. Here’s a picture of the back of peoples heads x
I have had an overwhelming urge to watch bad Christmas movies for about a week, please give me some alternative feel good bad movie suggestions so I’m not listening to Jingle Bells in 23 degree heat
I am still not over the shock of realising it was cheaper to get from Nice to Monaco and back on a double decker train than from Wishaw to Glasgow central one way before 10am