The Cassette implies the existence of the much larger, rarely seen Cass.

What does Denmark, Iceland, Finland, Germany, New Zealand, Norway and Taiwan have in common? Low coronavirus death rates. Anything else? High testing rate. And? Taking the virus seriously from day one. Aaand? They 👏🏼 all 👏🏼 have 👏🏼 female 👏🏼 leaders.

Me and the boys made Guy Scouts and we are thriving I just got a badge for having too many HDMI cables and Dave got a badge for emotional honesty

i spent quarantine writing an entire musical about the life of Alexander Hamilton and you would not believe what I have just fucking found out

BREAKING: Trump to “honor” medical workers by having military planes fly over different cities. What a waste of time, money and resources. Another unhinged PR stunt. The only way he can truly honor medical workers, is by getting them the equipment they need. Which he hasn’t done.

The GOP believes: ✅ We shouldn’t bail out states ✅ States should be run like businesses ✅ We should bail our businesses, like Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse

Let’s talk about fairness, Mitch. NYS puts $116 billion more into the federal pot than we take out. Kentucky TAKES $148 billion more from the federal pot than they put in. But we don't deserve help now because the 15,000 people who died here were predominately democrats?

Cat saliva is a natural disinfectant and deodorant. Cat purring is at a frequency that promotes tissue healing and regeneration. Cats don’t have attached collarbones so their body fits through anything their head can humans bite the inside of their own mouths while eating

NEW: Top Marine general on Confederate flag ban: "We must remove those symbols that have the effect of division and not mere disagreement. I am asking every Marine to focus on the team and the symbols that bring us together—the eagle, globe and anchor. The stars and stripes." 🇺🇸

If we go beyond 40 days will quarantine become cinquantine (50), sessantine (60) & so on.

we're getting pretty deep into 'don't believe your ears' territory also what's funny is that this is an implicit rebuke of what POTUS actually said

muslims believe the devil is chained up for the month of ramadan so if you don’t get a text from your ex this month they’re probably shaiytan

This is why I don’t use grocery delivery. I have the means to move around, I am not at risk, I have ways to cover my face. I want to save those slots for people who need them. I have ordered takeout, and have tipped no less than $10 per order.

We need to bring this poster back

This man is my hero 😂