if you get a gut feeling to stay home. stay home

brody minding his own business only to open twitter and see that some moron has set him up on vault against SIMONE of all people

desperately trying to get my twitter algorithm back on track after this mess

All this discourse has made me think about how good Simone would be at high bar

I gotta learn to let my tennis opinions cook - When I see Sinner on the court - arrogant 😚 When I see Sinner talk after a match - aw

And another thing: 5 hours 29 minutes of high octane play — and not a single toilet break, no tactical MTOs, no arguing with umpire to disrupt the opponent's rhythm, no hysterical yelling at own's box, no cheating (on the contrary, both corrected wrong calls made in their favor).

Frankenstein was the doctor. The monster is you. It has always been you.

Greg Looganus Andy 💝 "You may know a lot about gymnastics but it seems you know nothing about biology"

Never fails to amaze me; posts of a picture of a jacked guy as proof of being inherently superior. Simone’s best vault in Paris: 15.33 Brody’s best vault in Paris: 14.233 YOU tell ME who won. 🧏🏻‍♀️ I’ll happily repeat myself on this app cos you all are obsessssssssed

The CGI Finals trophy logo on the court

In a world full of gymnasts, there is only one Simone Biles. And the church said,

Sorry if all my Simone tweets are filling my fave mutuals’ feeds; nothing activates my sports know-it-all syndrome like the triggered masses speaking incorrectly about gymnastics. Pick any other sport.

america needs... chicago?

I am going to print this, put it up on my wall, and look at it when any situation looks utterly hopeless.

this zumba class ass song

Bro are you ok? Your saturnine disposition suggests an excess of black bile

Not sure what got you spiraling to get this point, but I love to see it. Crashing out & trying to reinvent the sport, all because Simone called that girl a bully. The power! The impact!

Game 3 coming up. Unclear if it will be a 4 or a 5 man panel.. Paul Bissonnette NHLonTNT #StanleyCup