When you're happy, you enjoy the music. But when you're sad, you understand the lyrics.

Religion is like a buffet. People take what they like and ignore the rest.

Accept your past without regret, handle your present with confidence, and face your future without fear.

Time for last sleep #CostaBrava

I have no energy for this shift today Just want to go away now

#Leo truly respect the people who stay strong, even when they have every right to break down.

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Come back from holidays to find out The Valleys has been cancelled Gutted! Whatever will they do now?

Just realised it's payday! #Like!

@emperorroger Rachael Williams Ite bitches x

Wish I'd never upgraded my phone!!! Wrong handset and now cant get incoming calls On hold to @OrangeUK

On the phone to @OrangeUK again!!!! #FeedUp

Going to blow his lid with @OrangeUK

Guess what I'm doing... Yes youve guessed it on phone to @OrangeUK Be asking if they can be my magic number now

Bye bye @OrangeUK Hello Tesco Mobile

Stewie Your future's bright Stevie LAD, but it's certainly not Orange ;)

Nothing like trying to hack into your own Twitter Forgot password and dont use that e-mail address anymore Hmmmm

Love my new tattoo! The Valleys would be proud! I know Maxine Evans is going to be creased