Had a dream Netflix had a new show called Elvis in Paris and the ads only played one clip of Elvis saying “I gotta go to Paris now to learn French…. Au revoir, mama”

Can’t wait to see Alien: Rhombus, real excited for whatever creative goo they’ve got for us this time

I call it Himalayan Pizza cuz him a-layin’ on my pizza

Mother fucker people yelled "whazzzzzaaaaaaap" at each other from 1999 to 2004 because of a fucking Budwesier commercial and it was peak comedy.

If you think Jenny’s avoidance of Forrest is because she “friend zoned” him and not because, as the movie makes abundantly clear, she was a lifelong victim of physical and sexual violence and did not think she deserved Forrest’s love, just say you hate women and go

Assassinate a lavender latte maybe

The Masque of the Red Death (1964) dir. Roger Corman

I’ve been fumbled in ways you people wouldn’t believe

that’s MY baby!!!!!!!

Watching sex and the city for the first time and I see what y’all mean about Mr. Big. Like he’s not even that attractive and every episode is a new red flag 🚩

she smokes so many Marlboro lights

my bitch pose NASTY

Carrie is persisting in saying the right side of the brain is logical and the left side is flighty and touchy feely. Did no one on this show do any kind of research or was it too hard with Kyle MacLachlan’s dick swinging around

nw beetlejuice beetlejuice

I would like to execute the baby