me after 4 beers

Alex Kirloff (complimentary)

Feel like this story is like Marge exclaiming, “See all that stuff in there, Homer? That's why your robot never worked.'

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Wolves look like trash

Hillary Clinton interviewing a 100 year old French clown

Joe Buck at the top of the 47th inning:

We should go further and send all McKinsey associates to China!

Me: So really I just needed a snack, and some Reese's were perfect for midnight.
ISAAC CHOTINER: Okay. Can you explain why the bag of 15 Reese's was empty in the morning?
Me: Well the bag had already been open.
ISAAC CHOTINER: According to the records, only one had been eaten.

The Sammy Fabelman and John Cassavetes Story (with Margot Robbie as Gina Rowlands)

normal war behavior

This is a great tweet because it's important to recognize that when you see a bunch of politicians saying the same thing, it's an AIPAC script. These politicians are literally being bribed with AIPAC campaign donations to support Israel's genocide.

Phil Cuzzi watching the end of the Wolves game, smiling

WHAT WAS THAT CALL SILVER’S LEAGUE

the bottom line with alito is the same as it is with thomas. the situation is extremely clear: we know that thomas is hopelessly corrupt, and that alito is a hyperpartisan freak. the only question is whether a single person in power is going to do something about it.

feel like if we get enough stories we can convince alito to do a budd dwyer situation

you know alito is KNEE DEEP in conspiracy trump world shit because me, someone who is ENTIRELY WAY TOO ONLINE, had no idea about this kind of flag