i wonder if it’s josh’s mission to leave a cleaver-mark in the stage of every venue they play on the catacombs tour… 🔪

Christ on a bike.

I have cancer & I had to beg a doctor to perform a hysterectomy in 2020 & wasn't approved until June of 2022 because they were more concerned about me not being able to have children than having cancer. That's the reason the cancer spread. American healthcare.

this is my fucking boyfriend by the way :3 he’s mine

USA: "Could you lower the cost of my groceries?" Trump: "Here's my new gold plated poop room."

i think everyone “predicting” dan coming out as trans/non-binary, and saying that this is the “start” of him becoming a woman are doing the exact same thing that people used to do when they speculated his sexuality back in the 2010s, and it’s gross

Normal person: "Stop killing children" Zionists: "That’s antisemitic"

Intel used to put holographic images of the cpu die on the backs of the stickers that came with their processors.

Somebody should make a business selling holographic stickers of the cpu die for processors. 🤔

Anyone else miss the XMB?

He still thinks asylum seekers means people who come from mental asylums, it’s one of the most insane (no pun intended) things he has repeatedly said for the past two years and yet no single journalist asks him: is that really what you mean? What you think?

hmm i wonder what the most reacted github comment is

🤣 Piss boiled Morgan. Join.greenparty.org.uk

pretty sure i’m more of a man than piers morgan and i’m convinced that’s really not hard

tempted to take mine off my wall and do something with it so you can see this side cos it’s genuinely so cool

Compelling argument, however I have already portrayed you as seething Morgan while I am the calm and collected Polanski. join.greenparty.org.uk

rhett and link dan and phil

🥀 Hopefully this doesn’t put me on a list

i’m british but i’m clapping and cheering. zack polanski for british pm next !!