Very excited when I first heard hear that Pippa Middleton's split was all over the papers. Well that turned out to be disappointing.

I always laugh at the fact lee hasn’t tweeted anything since 2013

Feeling sorry for people who didn’t appreciate this but of lyrical genius and actually kicked off about it! Tweet of the Year for me.

Sunderland League 1 XI that gives me nightmares. Matthews McLaughlin Loovens Baldwin McFadzean Semenyo Dobson Scowen Sinclair Grigg Graham Sub AIDS O’Brien #SAFC

Never known such a divisive manager. He’s like David Brent: we lose 5-1 to Rovrum and you want to punch him, then we beat Sheff Wed 5-0 and he’s a genius, then today you want to smack the dwarfy little midget in the gob. Fuck knows what to think anymore.

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Should be showing that number 7 down the line, he’s clearly got no right foot. x.com/YesWeCrann/sta…

Retweet if you are watching #MagicianImpossible on @Watch_Channel Let's get it trending!!!

They wanted to silence Charlie Kirk. Instead, they just created a million Charlie Kirks.

The left couldn't beat Charlie Kirk in an argument, so they killed him. I feel sick.

Mag mug absolutely mugging himself 😅😅😅

Alan Pardew is one of the purest forms of Cunt. Apparently if you have a convo with him u have to mix him 19 parts water to 1 part cunt!

@mostyn6 Then don't plead guilty.

@mostyn6 Your conviction. You pleaded guilty, no?

Jordan Henderson: I want to do what I did at Sunderland, which was work hard and play well.

"Hey Wesshley! Jusht techtsing to sshay your schott wasch schuperb, luv Schteve McClaren x"