i hope im born soon.. i want to make my first friend

I love when girls from Brooklyn get those lopsided birthday cakes with twigs and moss and pears on it that cost $600

Billions wasted. I already hated them.

my apartment in New York is bigger and has wood floors

One time my friend’s dad, who I was meeting for the first time, asked me how my flight was and I told him it was a long journey on which I experienced the full range of human emotions, and he scoffed and said “I doubt that. I doubt you experienced jouissance, for example”

not getting your ss totenkopf tattoo removed before your primary campaign because you might still need it for the general

cope

Man it's so cool living in Brooklyn Wanna go to NYC? 0 minutes Wanna go to Philadelphia? No need

as opposed to the fake misogyny of today

I was a wrestler and he was green

Bugs are not beholden to your western concept of private property.

You're Lenape?

i lowkey wish i were an aloof syrian girl in the arts like

So actually you just described a lebanese family

I am sorry for all my misdeeds

Mandani