That's nothing. I darn my own socks and you should see the state of my fucking underpants.

So my beloved scooter has been stolen from out the front of my place. This was a gift from my dear departed mother. If anyone see this scooter can be report it to the police. In the new farm Brisbane area.

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

Date night

I’m home

Who wants a drink?

Our very own Wake Up selfie! Watch out Ellen... Natarsha Belling James Mathison #WakeUpTV

In pain what the fuck did I do all for a bloodily medal #Spartan #manimanidiot

#newpuppy out new baby boy

Looking around on this cruise taking bets on which one of these old people are not going to make the end of the cruise #tooyoung

This piggy shouldn't have gone to market.

#Engagement #bootfulloffood

Love this city

Going home to watch entourage season 4. #everythingcomingupmilhouse

What a fucking day glad it's over

#suncorporginstar

#suncorporiginstar

Going to display homes the game so what do i get for this.

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