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Oh, hey! I got to read my story about shitty family, Novels, which was part of the new Autofocus anthology, If I Can Be Honest, last week! My precious tex gresham was kind enough to record it! Enjoy my shitty family trauma on this fine Saturday!

hanging with the boys tonight

you know that extra ad they’re throwing in after the trailers and before the movie? that fucking sucks

For Zona Motel, I wrote about my fridge’s meltdown, rough times blending with good times and trying to stay present for your friends. Shoutout Taylor, Ben Niespodziany ☁️🐋 and gang, Mallory Smart for tapping me to cover this in my own, struggling way!

faustian bargain hunters

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ANNOUNCING: a weeklong Pool Party takeover featuring the amazing poetry of Damon Hubbs!!! First up, "The Price of Okra." 🔥 "Lit crit with the speedo architect aw god what a narky bitch When lambo, buy the dip two suicides off the Williamsburg Bridge" poolpartymag.com/the-price-of-o…

if you are experiencing the male loneliness crisis, i suggest walking around carrying some tools. every time i walk around carrying tools, other dudes talk to me, often not even about the tools. the tools are code, i think. code for friend.

said "thanks friends" at the end of the meeting and everyone looked at me like this

It was determined that Bessy swallowed a rock while playing in the water. Because she didn't pass it on her own, her owner needs funds for surgery. Please help if you can. Please share, no matter what 💗🐾 #dogs gofund.me/e380d01b

is changing my url to beefham.com going to hurt my seo

mogging bald dudes at planet fitness by whipping off my ballcap and shaking out my hair like a wet dog

hey those guys look familiar

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going “goliath mode” on this david bar

Happy first birthday to "Visitors from the Red Star"! To commemorate, APOCALYPSE CONFIDENTIAL has published the essay that appears at the end of the book describing the whole project. It's about UFOs, covid, the literary qualities of paranormal encounters, and the project itself.

accidentally stepped on my dog's paw

Wrote about running again on my s*bst*ck