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I think you will find many aspects of this movie to be unrealistic

And while we're at it, why doesn't McDonald's have a Michelin star?

When I was a kid I’d stare at the back of the fruit loops box while having breakfast cause that all I had. Now that I have a phone, I can just go to fruitloops.com

The ads are improving

🎶 I'm gonna keep on dancing at the

Overheard at a bar tonight: "I may not be tall, but I am very short"

LLMs are particularly dangerous because we already anthropomorphize everything. I say my plants are Happy or Sad. My robot vacuum has a name. I cant throw away an old binder I drew a smiley face on. And we expect people to believe the thing saying actual words to them isnt a guy?

God gives his runniest egg yolks to his beard havingest soldiers

Saw a teenager walking home in a karate outfit, which is fine, but he was a white belt. Arguably the most muggable outfit in existence. With any other clothes, your level of martial arts knowledge is at least ambiguous

So I don't know if I'm particularly slow but I just realized that the iconic "fetch" from mean girls was supposed to be short for "fetching", as in "a very fetching outfit"

Buddy of mine in high school told me that you should only ever watch lesbian porn because "watching porn with a penis means you're associating arousal with looking at dicks and you'll turn gay" Anyway he's a drag queen now