Some of my Mad Men box set blu rays have ads for Mad Men on them. I don’t have any illusions about being immune to advertising but you’re barking up the wrong tree brother

Somebody says something so Amadeusphobic that you gotta hit em w the Salieri stare

Going to open a store called Two Stalks of Celery where you can buy two stalks of celery for like 20¢ because every recipe calls for just two stalks of celery yet Big Grocery insists on shackling me to a whole bunch every time I buy some

If Nolan is doing more espionage, that's fine by me. His last one was "what if you could go backwards through a Bond movie." Give him 70 trillion dollars.

Swinging my legs while sitting on a barstool so my fellow patrons know I still have childlike whimsy

Call of Duty is Call of Duty is Call of Duty. But Black Ops 6 is pretty impressive as far as Call of Duty goes. My full review:

Eggheads completely misunderstanding the adage, no respect for the futility of even humankind’s most revered works when faced with the universe’s infinite indifference

Sending Bill Clinton to say arabs deserve to die then sending in Liz Cheney whose father literally orchestrated the murder of 1.5 million arabs to Michigan probably wasn’t the best strategy

I remember when this was described as a vile lie against Israel. Now it’s nonchalantly announced by … Israel

as an empath, I couldn’t stand seeing Austin Powers lose his mojo

STALKER 2 whips so much ass PC version seems way more broken than Xbox, which runs well despite a lot of bugs screenrant.com/stalker-2-hear…

Bowled four games and got nowhere close to a hambone. Ball up top

Replaced a tail light in my car

Barbara Broccoli I was unfamiliar with your game

Can’t even drive my car anymore, because of broke(n, explosively lethal airbags)

Happy new year!!! 2024 was kind of a big year for me (I saw Dune 2 in theatres)