Actually embarrassing for me...

Turning 24 in a month it's over for me dawg

You’re telling me I have to do this “finals week” thing 3 times a year?

This is the worst campaign launch video I’ve ever seen

I live next to a sweet old lady who doesn’t speak English. Every week we give her our cans to recycle and she gives us Cheerios, apples and chips. I’ve had more interaction with her than any of my other neighbors that do speak English

We really need to stop this type of response to people struggling. It’s so wildly unproductive

Been getting into Steely Dan

Remember when this time last year everyone was freaking out about drones and then moved on a week later lmao

'twas the night before Marty Supreme

Guys Marty Supreme is great but not THAT great come on now

All my clients are working this week

2026 new years resolution - Smash my phone into a million different pieces

Gonna spend the first day of the year watching Succession, then we lock in

Oh hell ya

Brian Schatz retweeting this as if he didn't vote yes to confirm Marco Rubio last year

Gonna need these guys to cover Temporary Secretary ASAP

Someone on Instagram said that if you can't participate in the strike "any reason is a valid reason" lmao

Fiiine I guess I'll go to the grocery store tomorrow instead of today 🙄

The only thing Spotify has on Tidal is having the entire Fishmans discography