a simile is when shawty’s like a melody in my head a metaphor is when shawty’s fire burning on the dance floor hope that’s clears things up

I've been thinking about it and if the Barbie moves makes even one man think twice before holding a woman hostage while playing guitar, it will have done the job it needed to do

his job is beach

hello

Radio: 🎵 It’s Gonna Be Me by NSYNC🎵 Mom: is this the Jonas Brothers?

Knock at the door. I open it. Neighbor kid: “I… I was trying to do a… a ding-dong… thing..” Me: “A ding dong ditch?” NK: “Yeah!” Me: “But you forgot to leave?” NK: “Yeah!” Me: “Do you want to try again?” NK: “Yeah!”

I highly recommend falling in love and getting married. Five stars.

I moved states but I still can't drive :-)

no one ever tells you that when you stop tweeting, you no longer know how to participate in discourse. sad!

the bene gesserit? oh, you mean the spice girls?

Why Is This Taylor Swift Album Making Me Sad About Boys I Liked In High School

I Am No Longer Young And Hip So Now I Type Like This

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I Love The Grand Canyon

a canyon!!!

Kyla every time I mention a man: is he single? how tall is he?