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loving God changes the way you love others.

rest in this tonight: God already has it all worked out.

When Jesus hung out with sinners... THEY CHANGED. He didn't.

if love is patient, then so must you be.

the peace from knowing you tried your best

Women will ruin your day.

who’s the first person you want to share good news with?

Those last two tweets missed. I’m sorry.

It’s crazy how you have nothing going for you.

One hand grippin the wheel, the other hand grippin the box combo.

Find the molar mass of deez nuts.

Let’s have a Tuesday

i could never be with a mf that know he look good

them: your dog is not your baby me:

when he follows girls 🤢🤢🤢

mid argument i be realizing he didn’t even mean what i thought he said

bf: is that my shirt? me: it used to be

White people put the TV for their dogs before they leave the house

She stopped texting me back for Lent