Libraries and book stores kind of overwhelm me because I can’t read every book & know what it’s about?

“Get agape it’s so cute you and your partner can answer questions about your relationship daily and send them to each other!” 😐

Oh you’re a legend? List all of the legs you’ve ended

Idk how to explain it but if my mom’s feet touched me it’d be like meh whatever, but if my dad’s feet touched me I’d have to press charges

Is there anything I can do about chime being actual thieves literally holding my bfs money hostage then blocking me when I try to get it sorted out through here?!

I will never get over this video

friends to lovers to whatever the fuck hozier has going on in his song lyrics

my toxic trait is I think about friends more than I text them

If any of you are under the impression that our billionaires might succeed in "escaping" to space, while the world burns, let me put those fears to rest with what I know from being the spouse of a NASA flight controller. 🧵

Every girl deserves to put glitter on her butt at least once 👻 festivals are my happy place I can’t wait for hijinx in December and every little show I attend in between 🤍

Nobody who had extensive plastic surgery could say this in front of me without getting decked.

Would rather kms at 21 than to turn 22 and caption my pic any Taylor swift lyric

I just tricked my aunt into thinking this picture of Luke Hemmings and his fiancé was my brother and his new gf

Nobody: Me to my new alien:”and this is an edm artist called LSDREAM” Alien:”yeah, we know him already”