I hate that Twitter is monetized now because people used to have actual bad takes but now they're like 'All dogs are actually a small child named Greg wearing a dog suit' just to make like $4.27 on retweets of people yelling MY DOG IS A DOG ACTUALLY

Oh god. I've felt sorry for all the adults who've had their plans cancelled so far, but thinking about all the teenagers who would have been so excited for Olivia really gets me 😪 (My daughter would have been one of them if she'd had her way.)

This is sickening

I can't be the only British 30+ Taylor Swift listener who can't take the line 'half moon shine, full eclipse' seriously because of this, right?

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I went on a sixth form trip to the Millennium Dome while it was still being built. Everyone was hungover because the Australian guy on the hotel bar hadn't realised that you could just write any old DOB on an NUS card. (Do anecdotes get more 1999 than that?)

the truth is, the minute we replaced stakes with vibes, romance got real fucking boring.

Even fucking Evri are better at delivering than Rishi Sunak

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Mind. Literally. Blown.

Taylor Swift's cultural impact is completely disproportionate to her musical impact and good lord you people need to stop acting like it's a diss to point out how interesting that is

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Whether you'll like The Shot will depend on how much you like an overthinking, get-in-his-own way hero. If you've got a soft spot for those, you'll adore Michael. If not, there are times you'll want to, in the words of one of my betas, 'hit him about the head with a wet cod'.