Mayo....more like Miracle Whip

Mayo suuuuuuucks.

Not bad at all. Id take this over most WR contracts. Even if he slows down a little, he's still a massive human being. Very good contract for Milroe to throw to.

Sometimes I forget how good I have it. We had a 5500 problem with the house pop up & we just paid that shit without thought. Hard work always pays off folks

OMG. I food take of his I agree with!

Why doesn't America have speed trains yet?

Opening FUCKING Day and the MLB app isn't working!! Wtf did I pay for then huh? This is bullshit!! MLB makes it impossible to watch all these fucking games! Fix your shit!

On MLB The Show I created a husky female pitcher. She throws a Mooseknuckle ball.

Fox News didn't teach me to hate Canada. South Park did.

This is why no one takes Vermonters seriously.

fuck it, FULL Minecraft movie

Locker room? Season been over for 2 months. Wtf are you even babbling on about?

maybe people dont tell their close friends about their trauma is because they dont want to burden them by having them carry that weight or maybe they have loose lips or maybe their close friend actually isnt that close or maybe people cope with tragedy different from the… 1/2

7-3 is an elite shift. But us blue collars know that shift is 7-330.

Smoking while wearing a Raiders hat.

If they would of had equality back in 1912, more men would of survived the Titanic.

These mf don't stop..... IT'S APRIL.

/hits blunt/ You think Aliens believe in us?

My appendix then my gallbladder. Next question.