The best part of being in a plane is that I'm 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 in every sense of the word 💋

8 hours of flight time left to go, and the inside of my shoes feels more 𝒔𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒚 by the minute 🤭 Can you even imagine how 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙪𝙡𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚 they must be to every sense? I wonder if the thought alone is enough to ᶠʳʸ your ᴘɪɢ ʙʀᴀɪɴ... 💋 Why not come and find out 😇

𝑀𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑦'𝑠 𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑑~ God, that flight was so LONG... So ᴄʀᴀᴍᴘᴇᴅ... So 𝙨𝙬𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙮 💕 My toes are actually lubricated from sweat 🤭 To think it's still a good few hours before I can finally unwind... I don't think you're ever recovering from that sort of stink 💋

𝙁𝙞𝙞𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮𝙮𝙮... A hotel room after all this time ❤️ And there they are... sᴛɪᴄᴋʏ... 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐝... Smelling utterly ᖴOᑌᒪ 🤭 You're really missing out, aren't you $tinkmutt ? 💋 Though I do have a first restaurant meal to reimburse — so connect the dots 😇

For luggage reasons, I have to reuse my shoes tonight and 𝘰𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝙜𝙤𝙙, they're positively 𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕠𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 🤭 I didn't even know they were capable of stinking this bad~ Guess that new pair of socks I just bought will have to join the ᑕOᑎTᗩᗰIᑎᗩTᗴᗪ pile 🥰

Phew, Mommy's beat~ I spent my whole day walking around on sub-funded visits 🤭 My feet are 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 me! They're so tired... So 𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐞 with 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘆 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙩 💋 Good thing I'm alone in this room I'm stinking up 💕 You stay behind that screen, and provide more 🥰

Barely one hour into my day and I've already rin$ed something like 175€ out of two 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗸-addled goonbrains~ You lot really are enjoying the effects of my vacation 🤭 Now who's next in line? 💋

Wrote a post but didn't like it, so just have my 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐝 𝕥𝕠𝕩𝕚𝕔 ғᴜᴍɪɴɢ 𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗞𝗦𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗦 instead 🥰 Pretty accurate to the fact that I haven't changed them since Tuesday 🤭 Be sure on't to go NNNHHGHNHGG over them like good little idiots! <3

As a wise commenter put it : "𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔" 🤭 Only four days of use, and already, they're even more 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗴𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 than the previous pair~ So guess what? 𝘐'𝘮 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 💕 Let's find out together just how 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗹 my sᴛᴇɴᴄʜ can truly get 💋

D'awwwww~ Look, the widdle finbitch is mad because I took his monies 🥺 You're right, cutie, blocking me will tooootally help 🥺 And all that cash will instantly un-$end itself, yes, that's how that works! ❤️ It's okay if you need to cry 🥰 Mommy will welcome you back soon 💋

215 drained today while sick and exhausted 💕 Make me more while I sleep, okay piggies? 😇 Nighty niiiiight~

Miss me when I'm silent, don't you $imp? 💕 No worries, I'm "fine"~ Still sick, still no energy — but still just as much greed 🥰 After all, manipulating gooners is the single most effortless leisure I could ask for while I recover 🤭 So keep entertaining me, will you? 💋

my toes are all sweaty and sticky this morny, i was gooning pretty late last night 🫠

hi exhausted peasant, mind if i sit here? k thanks! oh sorry it wasn’t really a question your face looked comfy, just breathe you’ll be fiiiine . . . maybe 😵

Drained a helpless little betadomme while I was at the beach today 🥰 I was even kind enough to let them hear the sea through my voice notes ❤️ ...what, you thought they'd get to 𝘴𝘦𝘦? 🤭 Very funny 💕 Now how about you do like them instead of being silly, hmm sweetheart?

Gallery app knows what's up 🤭

Oh, My, GOD, is it 𝗵𝗼𝘁 today ❤️ I'm pretty sure my p̾h̾e̾r̾o̾m̾o̾n̾e̾s̾ are at their absolute strongest 🤭 Every time I sit down, sweat pools under me~ Every minute I walk, my armpits stick to my chest~ Hmm, I wonder which one can induce ʙʀᴀɪɴ ᴅᴀᴍᴀɢᴇ the fastest 🥰

heya peasant~ *stomp* bye peasant~

hmmmms~ heya peasant is your face comfy? i don’t believe you . . lemme see for myself 🍑