You just know Samwise Gamgee eats 🐱💦 like a prize champion.

Bestie. That guy who only went down on you when you ✨asked him to✨ isn’t your soulmate.

F*ck Justin Baldoni period end of sentence

Justin Baldoni giving me Joss Whedon flashbacks. These men will build entire brands around being a Good One™️ - feminist, engaged, conscientious, critical of toxic masculinity - and then use those reputations as a shield against criticism when they are sexist, vile, or abusive.

One thing about me is I will romanticize the ache.

Don’t let situationships kiss you on the forehead. That’s how they obscure your third eye.

Not happy or sad but a secret third thing (yearning)

Bi culture is having a crush on your ex-boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend.

“She’s not gonna pick you, bro.” Um…for being nice to me? Yes I fucking will.

Happy Hanukkah/Merry Christmas from this proud Jewess. May all peoples live in prosperous solidarity and may we see true liberation for occupied Palestine in our lifetime. ✡️☪️✝️☪️✡️

Not cool not chill not okay. Seething. Devastated. Rapturous.

Is this everything, God? Is this what you meant for me to say? #judaism #hanukkah #antizionistjew

To the men who fear me a little: No. No, baby. You should fear me *a lot* 🥰♥️

Me @ hot girls having a bad day: babe that sucks want me to go down on you?

JK Rowling’s obsession with a strict gender binary should have been clear via the introduction of Beaxbatons and Durmstrang. Literally just “girl school femme french butterflies boy school masc militarized athletes.”

One thing about me: I’m gonna frighten the well-behaved.

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this! *hands you a wand vibrator*

It’s 2025. The age of “no homo” is over. Everyone can have as much homo as they want. As a treat.

Still can’t believe I got to do this🥹♥️🥰

Fresh pod! Katherine W Bogen, MA (she/her) is back to discuss the #NHLBruins    meltdown in Ottawa, Marchand's benching, Lucic on 1/4 century team and more! Check it before today's early puck drop. link.chtbl.com/LOBruins