Yeah just give me some time to come up with the cash

They’re about to ask Daniel Day Lewis what a Labubu is during his return press tour father god.

Hiyo queue ni juu ya ile corruption inaendelea huko ndani. This is like the time the passport line was winding down GPO coz of inefficiency na hongo despite it being digitized. This goddamn country.

Wednesday. 4 episodes after 2+ years? Stranger Things and Netflix ruined TV. Marvel and RDJ ruined film.😪

“The past isn’t over, it isn’t even past.” - Faulkner.

If astrology isn’t real, why is it obvious her parents are a Taurus and a Cancer lol? Addicted to each other.

And this is why I love sleep. For a while, you are nowhere. For a while, you are no one.

The level of being broke I have experienced in this regime needs to be studied!

Nimepoteza 2K jana na neighbour amenunua gari leo, I hope si vile nafikiria🥲

It's Game of Thrones and it's not really an argument. This show was a cultural juggernaut, every week the whole internet watched together, it was endlessly quoted, children were named after the characters, and no one brings it up anymore because the last season was so awful.

The Koreans were really in their brussy when they invented soju goddamn.

eco friendly baddie cause she has no waist

You mfs ran the OG feminists off this app because you were so cruel and unbearable to them daily when you should have been focusing on the poverty that was, and very obviously still is, crippling you lot argh.

By far the funniest tweet of the year

Our phones have hacked our brains cz how did I wake up thinking of the Khashoggis and their wide reach e.g., the guy Princess Diana died with, Dodi, his mum was Samira Khashoggi, Adnan’s sister, and I go on TikTok rn and some hun is doing a video of everything I was thinking of!

Spent my day quite literally on top of the world. I win Wednesday.

The way white ppl dont be giving a damn about debt, just keep living theirs lives is kinda cool

the urge to say "so you just hate me", when i don't get my own way

Ari Blush is cvnt

In the mood to fall in love.