PSA: The next weeks don't tweet about your small annoyances of working from home or how great your garden/pool setup is A lot of people will be - unemployed - bankrupt & scared of health issues - worrying about family (or pregnancy) Focus on positive & helpful stuff instead 🙏

Writing is hard! Always envied people who write a solid first draft of *anything*

I finished watching Fear City yesterday, and wondering if everyone else has the same question I do: It took the FBI five years to figure out how a person uses a door handle? #netflix #fearcity

I guess if you were going to get someone to do the Field of Dreams speech for NYC, Jerry Seinfeld is a fantastic choice

“fluff for uncertainty” will be my favorite new hand-wavey professional napkin math

THERE’S A JOE IN WHITE HOUSE, THERE’S A JOE IN WHITE HOUSE, THERE’S A JOE IN WHITE HOUSE

Any Node / sequelize experts out there? FFS I’ve been supplying a dialect for 3 days yet “version 4.0.0 requires a dialect”. I now understand why engineers keep whiskey on their desks.

Not moving to Miami. But this city still baffles me.

This is also called “how to successfully finagle through a startup for $1,000, Alex”

NOW THANK ME, RAY! THANK ME WITH EVERY FIBER IN YOUR MISDEMEANOR-CONVICTED BEING!!!

Like Harding Lee Smith's other restaurants—the Corner Room and Grill Room—The Front Room is comfortable and... fb.me/1FKk3xt23

Times Square. Just missed a pic of the Naked Cowboy. #6'4"andripped #tightywhities

Give a man a tweet, he's got an opinion. Teach a man to tweet, all of a sudden he's an expert in everything.

Train Wreck scale:  1 - Actual train wreck 8 - Miley Cyrus VMA performance 10 - Jets offense

@myen t-nation.com/free_online_ar…

Excited to see whats coming out: @rhoneapparel on 11/8

After 2 years of hard work, we're excited to launch #RhoneApparel to the world this Friday, 11.8. #everystitchcounts

Dylan getting heat for Chrysler ad. Last I interviewed Lou Reed, he was working w/ Hermes. Dylan at least helps jobs in Detroit.

@allagashrob Mighty Quinn's BBQ I hope you've brought Curieux barrels

ELON MUSK: We landed a rocket on a floating autonomous platform CONGRESS: We’re taking a vacation after a long week of doing nothing