look, unfortunately you can’t use “joy cometh in the morning” anymore

don’t forget to pay attention to your local races! for example I would like to politely invite my NJ-07 house rep, nepo baby extraordinaire, and living jos a. banks mannequin tom kean jr to go kick rocks

I think that the people who really felt especially burned by the final season TED LASSO might want to try COLIN FROM ACCOUNTS right about now

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember - when you called something a bottle episode that wasn’t one

hate to see Stanford live up to my expectations of it

sandman good vulture.com/article/adam-s…

if your TV episode has outdoor night shoots, new sets, lots of new minor characters with speaking parts, and your protagonist masturbating and doing a bump of coke in a bathroom while holding a REAL HUMAN BABY it's not a bottle ep

but not like this, lord

some of the most fun meetings i go to every year are the ones where Vulture sorts through and argues about and champions the list of comedians for this project! and then we all get very attached to the ones we blurb, and it's so fun!

as always, a HUGE feat from tha kingmaker herself Megh Wright

I am watching all the fall network pilots and someone just yelled “you took an ALZHEIMER’S PATIENT out of the HOSPITAL on a MOTORCYCLE” and I’m just having a great time

it’s so fun to laugh at this guy but it’s important to also hold onto the feeling of ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

for some reason the perfect couple, a nicole kidman-led murder mystery on netflix, has large group dance choreography for its opening credits sequence? and liev schrieber looks like this. i have thoughts. vulture.com/article/perfec…

love is blind s7 release date, huh? this was my look inside making that season vulture.com/article/love-i…

it's the time of day when i switch over from nightmare politics firehose mode, into "thank you abc announcer will reeves for nearly BUT THEN NOT calling the bear s2 copenhagen episode a bottle episode on the emmys red carpet" mode

IS it a comedy? vulture.com/article/the-be…

streaming era dramas trump 🤝 i tell a lot of long complex stories but it all comes together in the end