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Sometimes there’s no need to speak, just a time to listen and breathe

Adult life blows.... Friends don't even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore

Our first two dogs were planned, the third one was an accident.

Our bodies and minds are so amazing. It's a shame to leave them uninhabited.

At this point, I’m just waiting for Zack Morris to call me from his giant phone.

A typo so bad, you’re deported to an El Salvador Prison.

My toxic trait is thinking little treats will fix me.

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America finally started drilling for eggs on our own soil.

Lil fella doing some fishing

Owl looking around like "Who...who ..who the hell is he talking to?"

My college roommate slept on a futon made entirely of AOL CDs and mouse pads. It was the 90s. We improvised.

HEY! Snap out of it. yw.

You like Trader Joe's cause it's "fun"? I just walked past a baby drinking a mountain dew at Walmart