Sometimes when I hang out with Blaine, I feel however it is @SamanthaRonson must have felt post break up w/Lindsay.

When I think of the West Village, my mind's eye goes to The Village People, but my physical eye sees lots of girls eating cupcakes.

5th time this week the people at the coffee shop have written my name “Furt.”

Never underestimate the power of a cotton swab.

Stocking up on SPF 6,785 for summer! #PorcelainComplex #thanksSue

Always wear colorful socks. No excuses.

Starchild looked more like he was born out the chimney than the sky. #Supercalifragalistic

Elliot Starchild may want to marry the night, but he totally cheated with the floor first.

Pamela Landsbury is kind of like if the cast of Rent actually paid rent and had light bulbs.

My Spotlight Diner uniform doubles as the perfect outfit to wear as an extra in a music vid for Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

Central Park at night = The Hunger Games

Dear, Kurt. Stop. Eating. Maple. Frosted. Donuts. Sincerely, Kurt.

"Kurt Jackman" has a nice ring to it.

Kittens in rain boots. Just think about it.

I’m still depressed that nobody came to our first show.

Skinny jeans or slim cut jeans? What do you guys think?

Put a pashmina on it.

I can't decide if I should wear a v-neck or a crew neck. Uggghhhhh maybe I'll just take a nap.

Sometimes I think my life is BBC drama. Did I say "think?" I meant "wish."

Bad hair day. Locking myself in the loft. No visitors.