I don’t even fuck around and I still be finding out

Ich liebe es wie das Holländische Königshaus den dicken Jungen am laufenden Band trollt

This is why them CEOs wanted folks back into the office. They were missing their side pieces!

Getting caught having an affair with an executive at a Coldplay concert gotta be top 5 whitest things in history

Ruhe in Frieden Felix Baumgartner 🕯️

rt to scare a ceo

Achtung, der kommt tief.

The Eagles’ two “genius” coaches this century won nothing, learned absolutely nothing from from their mistakes and compounded them, while their two “doofus” coaches had unwavering emotional capabilities that brought parades. It should change how everyone views “smart” coaches.

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Current Status: ○ Single ○ In a relationship ● Waiting for the start of the 25/26 season

>it's porn! >it's social media! >it's the internet! >it's the pill! >it's plastic! No, you idiots, it's that children are an economic benefit to you when you're a pre-industrial farmer and they're an economic liability to you when you live in a city and send emails for a living.

Mark Twain would have been absolutely brilliant on Twitter

i’m shocked the tesla diner has a kids menu since nobody who would eat there has custody.

Meet Pirates prospect Iverson Allen. He goes by "The Question," loves practice, and models his game after the Sixers great. Allen's father was a PG for Panama's national team. He named his son after his favorite player. "Instead of A.I., we have I.A.” inquirer.com/phillies/ivers…

mRNA vaccines are great Scientifically they are genius They are safe And they work

8.9.2006 Nineteen years ago today, Harry Kalas graced our ears with “Chase Utley you are The Man.”

THE PENTAGON PIZZA TRACKER IS GOING CRAZY GUYS 😭😭😭😭

In order to honor Charlie Kirk's dying wish, Trump should release the Epstein files. Retweet if you agree

You’re on X, I’m on twitter, we are not the same.