Allen K (@kuotient) 's Twitter Profile
Allen K

@kuotient

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calendar_today09-03-2009 16:46:15

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So thank you to Tom Fisher and Thomas Rees, who—despite splattering the interior of a research wind tunnel with bits of raw and cooked steak—were not kicked out of their university and both successfully got their PhDs!

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My son asked what taxes are, so I gave him a bag of m&m's and explained that he has to give some to me and I know how much he has to give me but he has to guess himself and if he's wrong he goes to prison.

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Terrace House Tokyo 2019-2020's "Broccoli pasta" had to be the worst episode ever. Had to witness Shohei's softcore scene AND Ruka making terrible pasta while his childish ways were put on blast? All the guys are bad lol

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Korean shows like Singles Inferno and Physical 100...these replays of the same audio over and over again gets so annoying

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If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill. No limit. Please let us know.

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Thanks Alaska Airlines. Only way I can see this happening is if my bike bag got dragged around. Damage to my Post Carry Co Transfer case and my White Industries hub

Thanks <a href="/AlaskaAir/">Alaska Airlines</a>. Only way I can see this happening is if my bike bag got dragged around. Damage to my Post Carry Co Transfer case and my White Industries hub
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This Texas Washington game is so frustrating. Texas shooting themselves in the foot with all their penalties. Also Washington’s receivers have great hands.