Me after my 10th beer

Liking dust chicks on hinge to see if I still got it #repsinthegym #someguyswantitmore

No drinking OR golf this summer? The fuck is wrong with the world

Thank you Marty

Proof the world we live in is not real

Do NOT post on your Instagram story, I WILL like it, I promise

Top 5 worst halftime shows I’ve ever seen GODDAMN 😂

Only guy in history who could go chin over shin and have 65 in a season #porn

Me on my way to the beer fridge

Who’s got clear?

ABC pants, black tee, OC’s, back pocket chew

Hey computer…talk to chicks, no mistakes and get me a bury for tonight

Anyone feeling it out on a Sunday?

Cha ching #happytuesday

Don’t look at me like that

POV: The Coogan’s bartender after I order 47 Bud Lights.

Ever heard? Home by 3

Budlight is the superior light beer #NUFD

Gummy worms to the bar. Cant say this is the worst idea in the world

Chris here, Giving a little rundown of my night. Pregame straight into a couple at dinner. Straight to the bar. Hop into the uber for a night cap, lose my wallet, uber driver #legend finds me and returns it. Off to night cap # 2. Cheers, CK