What happens to the mice when the train comes?

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My iPhone storage has been full for weeks. I think it’s because of all the dick pics I have on there. But I don’t want to delete them. What should I do?

Do you ever just stalk your own Instagram and have a blast

Is your inbox as spammy as mine ?

You know you’ve aged when you require shade

You ever seen a stray pug?

The holidays make me horny 🤷🏻‍♀️

My Christmas tree is standing in a salad bowl. This is because I am too lazy. To get a proper tree stand. It’s annoying because it’s always leaning to one side. Rubbing up against my piano. And that gets in the way of my at home workouts. Not to mention my playing.

West Hollywood’s only horrifying if you run into people.

Why don’t guys understand that i can have tits and also be a sensitive soul 🙄

Down to be casual but v open to you loving me

Non tattoo guys get tattoos of their fav sport 🤷🏻‍♀️

Thyroid girlies wya?

My spirit is a cigarette but my gut is a basic bitch

Confession. I love it when dogs cry.

Had this revelation that Imogen heap is the modern Joni Mitchell

Absolutely love going commando in a dress on the airplane - going to the bathroom only to realize I’ve gotten my period !

If your job description on a dating app simply reads “founder” or “CEO” it’s safe to assume you’re an asshole or a criminal.

My dog mostly stays hydrated by eating the ice cubes out of my iced matcha.