This was P ass after he fell off that damn jet ski

Then you got Ali ass suited up waiting for the dolphins to get in frame

Shit only happen when you gotta be somewhere

My kids gone be in their seats at 8, and I'm nowhere near getting back to my other truck

Then Leilani is just now following me

Gone have to pop up on Ali this weekend for a birthday bbq

Started watching law and order on my lunch breaks and this shit is not for the weak

I'm sitting here packing up after the Christmas party, and one of my eighth graders really got me an apple 🤔

Ionno why Ali would convince me to get a white couch

High key her meal look fulfilling

This the couch folks 🤔 the more I look at it the more I fuck with it

These kids come in the door like it's a fashion show

I'm coaching basketball this year, and i gotta wait for them to change out of sneakers into sneakere

Issa taco truck that come around the school every other day, and they give the teachers discounts

I'm on my 6th Taco man

somebody out here still sleeping with the fan on in the middle of WINTER. 😭😭