"EWWW that Cxaxukluth god eats people" INCORRECT. many people believe this is true but this is a false rumor. I don't eat people I just eat other gods!

Hungy

My dad just unkicked me out from home

I love androgyning

New human form just dropped!

Just got called a "SISSY". I feel deeply offended.

All women are queens

Androgyning

My father gave me a real egg and told me it was an "Easter egg"....... He told me it was a tradition for humans to eat those in easter........... He told me it was made of chocolate...... And i believed him........

Ah,, Thank god my dad told me what he changed my password to... I was starting to get desperate! I apologize for my recent inactivity! Although I do wonder what made him change his mind so quickly and tell me what the password was...

Got my planet back 😊

I feel like something GREAT is about to happen i am full of happiness

Seriously considering taking Azathoth to a retirement home.

I have been trying to learn about human etiquette.

Things have been awfully quiet and peaceful lately...