1 like and ill make a cuteness tier list of the dinosaurs from the new Netflix documentary

May the girls that were mean to me in high school never reach a glimpse of fame AMEN

Hey, I noticed that you’re not wearing any green tod..

They need to start grinding out those App Store games like temple run and fruit ninja imma be bored as hell in my retirement home

From pinned to blocked real quick

As I read this, I felt his psychologist immediately increasing his antidepressant dosage

We used to make good music

My drag name would be Shrimp Scampi

Turning Saint Patrick’s day into the Salem Witch trials but instead I accuse every short person of being a leprechaun

If your favorite chips are pringles, just save your money and scoff down a handful of salt when you crave them

Moment of silence for the girls without mini kellys

Mickey mouse couldn't believe his eyes

May I suggest Alix Earle as the new bachelorette 👀

Who chose this as the cover.

I really wanna get these shield type of sunglasses but I’m afraid I’ll just end up looking like Pitbull

Planning to go to a cabane à sucre/sugar shack this weekend cause I’m a patriot

The ancient tumblr texts

The feminine urge to delete my instagram

This is how I better end my night the next time I go out I’m not kidding

She looks like she’s about to star in elite and become everyone’s gf or bf