“i’m not gonna eat this whole sackful” -me when i lie

when my friend says “jump on a quick call,” i know we’ll end up having a 3 hour debrief over sliders

NEW MENU ITEMS JUST DROPPED SOMEBODY HOLD ME BACK

krystalpalooza season is here and we're remixing the summer with daily digital deals and 90s nostalgia all season long ‼️🛹⭐️

girls be like “i need this” and it’s just the strawberry lemonade. same girl… same

if nobody got me i know glaze bombs got me

ik some sliders would go crazy in casa amor rn

my toxic trait is running to get a sackful after any minor inconvenience

so hot outside i NEED a $2 small ICEE to save me rn y'all have no idea **snacky hour is from 2-5 pm every day. offer in-store only

if ur camera roll doesn't look like this wyd

“you’re so chill” no i’m just checked out, thinking about nuggets

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if eating nuggets was somehow a sport, i would be a first round pick

happy birthday AMERICA 🇺🇸🙏🦅 FYI $12 Sackful and $15 Cheese Sackful deal from 7/4 - 7/6 ‼️

it’s not clocking to you that i’m standing on business (saving money with Krystal)

ordering a slider without pickles and onions is weird energy

doc said i'm chill like that

he was a sk8r boy, she said "take me to Krystal, boy" 🛹 #krystalpalooza

propaganda i’m not falling for: ordering a sackful to share

the best thing an ex can text you is "want to get a late night snack?"