On 1st April, Scotland’s new hate speech laws come into force.

To mark the occasion, we’re holding a Comedy Unleashed show in Edinburgh featuring The Hate Monster.

Will the police turn up to arrest their own mascot?

For details, join our mailing list at comedyunleashed.co.uk

Dear The Guardian - 1) Bomber Crews not fighter pilots
2) it’s in the same Universe as Band of Brothers, BECAUSE THEYRE BASED ON WHAT HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE AND ON REAL PEOPLE.

OF COURSE THEYRE IN THE SAME UNIVERSE - WE ALL ARE

Ok it's the one you've all been waiting for. The Big One!

It's time for #RatioofTheYear2023 Final 👀

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Vote early and vote often!

Reminders in thread 👇

Ben & Jerry's
Oxfam International
Keith Olbermann⌚️
NBC News

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Doctors Confirm Life After Age 35 Is Just Endless Cycle Of Dieting And Back Pain Until You Die buff.ly/3RVxC3h

Congratulations! Maybe you could have published it instead of leaking it to The Guardian?

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Frost swirl on a car roof.

My chicken got possessed by satan; I got deviled eggs #PunInTenDid

How to make whipped cream? Shake a cow and squeeze #PunInTenDid

Some people ride in a stables; I prefer horsing around. #PunInTenDid

An article about my vociferous support of open source AI platforms.
Demis Hassabis, Dario Amodei, and Sam Altman (among others) have scared governments about what they claim are risks of AI-fueled catastrophes.

I know that Demis, at least, is sincere in his claims, but I think…

Velociraptors on the bayeux tapestry

COMPETITION FINALS DAY 6/14. Check out our five listings each day tagged #CEEFAUXVIEWERSCOMP - like & RT the heck out of your faves. We'll count up after 24 hours and have another batch tomorrow. Saturday 5/5 from Morgan M

Eau de Huge Manatees.

I know it's hot. I know cats moult when it's hot.

But I swear, the amount of fur that has come off this cat in the last few days is enough to make at least three other cats

This has absolutely broken me 😂😂

Fair play to the commitment of Joe’s mates here in risking a frozen lake to express their opinion of him.

Google Calendar, but it shows the cost of the meeting