retail therapy is great until u realise that u have to pack that pair of shoes into a suitcase and move houses 3 times in the month of august

Twitter feels like Hogwarts when it was under rule by Dolores Umbridge

in this dawg eat dawg world i am only a bitch

yeswi jen dawg

my favorite genre of cinema is the one where they cast sanjay kapoor and allow him to sanjay kapoor for the entire runtime

i deleted instagram and now im redesigning my bitmoji in my free time 💀

Don’t work so hard, go for walks, do exercises, do whatever you like, but don’t do any work outside the office. Franz Kafka, 1914.

I hope you have roads like this in your neighbourhood.

i lowkey don't wanna tell anyone what's going on in my life anymore

take me to KR stationers

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks. Franz Kafka, 1912.

can u elaborate on ur occupations, tempo driver / brothel owner Tempo driver

not me always opening the Uber app instead of bereal

future’s gonna be okay

once you’re in your 20s crying at work atleast once is a rite of passage u can never escape

hi one direction twitter girls logging on for the first time in yrs… love u all forever…….

9/ While politicians say it's education that's important, it's only partially true, it's the ability to assimilate knowledge trees and compound knowledge that leads to satisfaction, mental stimulation, and long term wealth.