Is it possible to fit an Air Tag into retainers? #IYKYK #lifewithateenager

It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.

Someone said John Cena should reboot the Ernest Goes... movies. I didn't know I wanted this. But here I am.

Anyone know if your car locks when you press the lock button on your fob only once? #IYKYK

And term limits.

Walked my son through installing a printer on his computer. We get to a step where it asks for a disk (for the drivers). He said, "What's a disk?". I'm dead.

I am not ready for Monday.

As an Android phone fan, I'm definitely looking to upgrade to the Flip 4.

Current mood

a side effect of having ADHD is hyper focusing. Great for problem solving until you take a pause and realize it is 2am.

There are worse ideas. Circles was great! I weirdly trust Google more than FB, TikTok, or Twitter at this point. It's a low bar.

#NFL statistics these days are like: This is the #1 player who played 24 games (including last year), whose name ends with Y, was born in Baltimore, Maryland under a full moon with a peanut allergy.

Tell me you are still tired when you wake up without telling me you are. I'll go first. I poured foamed milk for my coffee on my Cheerios #tired #food #goodmorning

Anyone else seeing more and more Tweet replies that read and feel like a #ChatGPT response? Are people using it to help write replies or is it just fake accounts?

It's sad to see how bad Deutsche Bahn Personenverkehr has become. Nothing but delays and cancellations. Why pay for a reserved seat when the train will get cancelled and you have to ride in the space next to the toilets between cars because there are no open seats. Next time we'll just rent a car.

Nobody talks about how Google and Apple put the flashlight app makers out of business because it wasn't a native feature at first.

Trust the process.

I despise that it takes 30 seconds to set up an account with most companies but then a forced 15 minute phone call to delete your account. We really are the product.

I really miss the web 1.0 days sometimes.

Who swapped Netflix with RealPlayer? #buffering