Step 1: Accidentally start Christian McCaffrey in fantasy because I forgot to shift Sean Tucker into the lineup. Step 2: Watch him get all the points and TDs.

Barry Keoghan you stupid stupid bastard

Yup! Not sure how we’ve gotten so lucky these past 25 years. Nothing but happiness and success.

Grown man with a wife and kids, by the way

I beg to differ, Dave.

TRENDING: #Dolphins quarterback, Tua Tagovailoa says his favorite food is PORTUGUESE SAUSAGE, or other Samoan comfort foods 🇵🇫 Tua, who’s Polynesian, often visits his home to see his family and “snack on Samoan Comfort food” such as “Portuguese sausage (wiener), brisket, taro.”

Doctor who

Son is that Lethal Shooter😭😭😭

AJ Brown clone in Year 1

Not wrong just early

Kenneth Walker: Yay it’s my birthday! I’d love to score. The Seahawks:

#wait

“What you need ibuprofen for when you can have a Perk?” — Kendrick Perkins 😭 (via No Context NBA)

She deadass disgusted 😭

I want to be great at everything that I do

In times like this, I often turn to the wise words of sage scholars