Companies that banned chatGPT would be shocked by how many employees use it anyway

I have a knack for seriously injuring myself doing the most mundane things… may I present, walking down stairs:

Hobbling my broken foot up or down the stairs only to realize the thing I need is on the wrong side…

I’ve never watched the series nor played the games, but hot damn does the Pokémon theme song slap. Gets stuck in my head regularly, courtesy of @MountnThatRoars youtu.be/rg6CiPI6h2g

🚩 Red Flag Warning. 🔥 Extreme fire conditions. 💨 Thick haze from fires burning in the north. When did we enter Mordor? 😩 Seriously though, please be safe and while campfires are permitted currently, might be best holding off until the one ring is destroyed (when it rains).

🔥 Flight Readiness Firing 🔥 #VulcanRocket #CountdownToVulcan

Pie charts are the comic sans of data visualization

sniff snoff

AT LEAST IT ISNT PAW PATROL youtu.be/p426wN6khFc

I like that the three working theories for why Twitter broke are: 1.) Twitter is DDoSing itself because Elon is an idiot. 2.) Twitter is losing servers after the company ignored bills because Elon is an idiot. 3.) Twitter hopes to force people to pay because Elon is an idiot.

How I feel about Twitter and Reddit - at this point Facebook and LinkedIn are better 😭 bring back MySpace!

What if each user made their own custom Twitter. You'd pick a name and set up a computer to show others your profile when they put the name in their browser. We could call them websites. And if you type up a lot of your life, it could be a log on the web or a blog.

I am absolutely in _love_ with this AI artistic fever dream. I am so excited for the future.

Where is Bob Iger’s yacht?

I feel a small amount of shame saying this, but… Little Nicky is one of the best bad movies ever made 🤌

so sorry for my delay in getting back with you! I have been beset by calamities

Elon insisting on us calling this dogshit app “X” instead of Twitter ignores the fact that we here in the Midwest still call this thing the Sears Tower

What half-baked dumb idea will Elon try to implement tomorrow

I've found my limit. I signed up for Twitter 14 years ago. It has been my primary social media ever since. This is no longer Twitter. First, figuratively. Now, literally. I'm sad. I'm done. ✌️