Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me

YALL WERE NEVER GETTING LOWER GROCERY PRICES YOU STUPID FUCKING IMBECILES

I’m just gonna say it. Taylor Swift looks like a mouse. #TaylorSwift #Swifties #mouse #FridayVibes #Friday #FridayFeeling #fridaythe13

Why they want to ban TikTok #FreeLuigi

Almost every hand you’ve ever shaken has had a d*ck in it

Keep your circle small....no smaller

No matter how sad their story is, don't let anybody move into your house

Life is like the lamest rpg ever

I miss Twitter. X is wack af.

Not the U.S stealing the Gulf from Mexico. This country is retarded. #GulfOfMexico #GulfOfAmerica #Trump

I need helium.

You’d think by now I’d accidentally plug in my charger’s USB correctly.

Nothing is truer than this.

Kind of tired of people.

Midget sounds way cooler than “little people”. I’m just saying…

I need to make some friends but I hate meeting new people. Why am I wired this way?

My hometown is full of retards.

Yo wtf. That’s not Britney.

This app is insane! 😅

I hate that every house in my neighborhood has a garage and yet, everyone still chooses to park on the street. Like grow the fuck up.