made some things and am not feeling standing outside to take a picture of them right now

can you imagine how incredible it must feel to have six hundred dollars

playing the sims and using the heat from my laptop to help my cramps~ so girl coded

one time I got lost in the woods hiking with my mom and sister and when the rescue people found us my mom was topless because she burned her shirt for a torch 🥴

Just crashed my car

rest in peace, king

[Guy who’s never experienced wind] Bro something’s touching me but I can’t see it Bro

*first day as a surgeon* ew ew ew ew

HE DID IT

john carpenters the thang

*walking up to the librarian* excuse me, books on becoming a beast? books on going from man to beast?

loading Sims 2 up for the first time in a decade and still knowing all the cheats

we are all just girls

knuckle tattoos that say BOBD YLAN

in honor of final destination week… the BEST deaths in the final destination franchise: a thread

me: what could i have done in my past to deserve this karma me during the mesozoic era: