Did you even have a club hit in the 90s if there wasn’t a lengthy interlude of a random man just speaking?

How did Andy even get into Cornell?

Really looking forward to January being over. And February. And, let’s be real, March…

#TheBachelor not being on on a Monday is just as disorienting for me as daylight savings.

We are doubling down on the sweatshirt and sports jacket look. #TheBachelor

Why is the aesthetic of every white dress: “walking through a field of grain.”

Can someone dress Clayton now? #Bachelor

These audience reactions are EVERYTHING #TheBachelor

The woman mouthing “say no” is a whole vibe #TheBachelor

Clayton obviously didn’t inherit his parents’ common sense #TheBachelor

So embarrassed to be American right now. #AmericanSongContest

The feminine urge to add exclamation points to every sentence in an email, then read it back and edit out half of them.

Happy #Bridgerton Friday for all who worship. 🙏

If Adam Sandler was from Moldova #Eurovision

Gods at Peloton: please grant me a ride with BEYONCÉ’s “Break My Soul” 🙏🙏

When your Apple Watch asks you if you’re working out but you’re actually just in therapy.

Jesse Palmer is the Grim Rose Reaper #TheBachelorette

What if I don’t want to simplify my skincare routine? What if I want it to be as complicated and nonsensical as my life is??