If I had a pet raccoon I’d name him supertramp

.Stacey Abrams is a patriot.

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I can believe Apple changed the trash can noises

I believe my favorite sound is that of cat ears when they shake their head all fast

New wildlife experience 😬

When beautiful people make themselves ugly

Deee Lite has 3 "e's"

Yo can we Pap smear in here

We get a long like a house on fire

Grief is love with nowhere to go

#NewProfilePic

How do you say “thank you”

CRANK WIZARD

Oh man.... I'm sorry. I love you too and will always care about you very much.

(Obviously don't believe the cloning/baby eating parts)

Designer babies

The saddest summer for the baddest bitch