Today is proof USA will take a cortisone shot to the dick and keep going forward. 🇺🇲 #WorldCup

Cristiano and I are the only Portuguese dudes that didn't score a goal yesterday. LETS F*CKING GO #WorldCup2022

Oooh...I wonder who's getting a cock ring for Christmas.

If I see you in public and call you 'Bud' it's because I recently watched a sh*t ton of Billy Bob Thornton movies.

Today I learned this is the female pant size for dudes really into ankle bones.

I'm about to start a mosh pit around Planet Fitness. Sound the #LunkAlarm... Don't give a f*CK.

I would've never thrown all those eggs at my neighbor's house if I knew their 2023 street value.

. DARBY ALLIN dresses like every emo girl that turned me down in high school. All Elite Wrestling #AEWDynamite

The only chalk made specifically for drawing d*cks on the sidewalk.

I have been told I have a Game of Thrones face.

Tonight we ugly cry. #RIP #DemBoysForever

How do f*ck up getting high and playing video games.

My take on the gender pay gap. youtube.com/shorts/Nc0QDaZ…

Enjoy your one centimeter of snow.

Is cutting up your old videos and posting them on the internet what they meant by 'reflecting back on your work as you get older?'

FYI . Sea Otters are the only other animal besides humans that have glory holes.

Can you imagine being a REAL boxer and watching something like this.

Everytime Jake Paul wins a 'boxing' match is further evidence that there is no God.

Watching NXT and I just started a "THIS IS ADEQUATE" chant #WrestleManiaWeekend

No one wanted Shane McMahon at WrestleMania, most notably God.