I’m late and also my hair looks bad and I accidentally remembered something I said during sex once and also I fucking hate my outfit and also the person next to me is breathing really loud

girl who is scared of everything invites her friends over for the first time

five year old asked me if she could watch the little mermaid & looked at me stupid when i didn’t play the live action version

deleted hinge again

it must feel so good to jerk off your own penis

apartment living is NOT for me. last night i was romanticizing the idea of turning on a front porch light

marry a lover girl that's also a little evil and scary sometimes

you look so good I wanna buy you a sandwich that costs $14 without a side then buy you a side to go with it too

i hate bisexualism i dont like choosing things

i want to wear a suit for my halloween costume but i’m scared of how that would change my brain chemistry

the suit in question

how you owe me money and you’re buying precut fruit at the grocery store?

starting a new diet called the milk and cookies diet its where i eat milk and cookies whenever i want

eating so much spaghetti that i get a free trip to see the spaghetti man

making my sister play the “guess the glee character’s name and sexuality” game

please do not ask me to play music at the function

girl who sent me unsolicited nudes when i was underage has “mdni” in her bio…

everyone please pray my roommate & i get approved for this beautiful house we toured today