As a youth soccer coach I can confirm: participation trophies WORK

Country is going to shit but we still have our art

They're slowly rebuilding him like Lenin's corpse

Please tell me what else you need to see to accept what’s going on, I’m sure the IDF would be happy to provide more war crimes for you

New national holiday just dropped 🔥 🇺🇸🔥

🚨 A NEW UNDERSIZED WHITE SLOT RECEIVER FOR THE PATRIOTS HAS BEEN CHOSEN 🚨

Great, so Kelce's off the market.

Approaching this tweet's 10th anniversary, how are we doing, any progress?

If the bees had AR-15s this wouldn’t even be a news story

"Almost Labor Day"

Sell your Google stock

This looks scary as shit

Lol they got everyone to sign up for the season on the promise of "commercial free football" and then added commercials. America... where you can pay a premium for the EXACT product you want, then pay more the next year for the exact thing you don't want!

Pro-tip: If you're looking to have an antique stamp collection appraised, don't trust *anyone* unless they have an earthlink email.

The #MeToo movement is incredibly important and I don’t want to take anything away from it but why are we not talking about this neck

Contrarian take from “Drake Maye Lover”

America's five stages of grief after yet another gun-related mass murder: Stage 1: 😧 Stage 2: 😩 Stage 3: 😭 Stage 4: 😡 Stage 5: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯