Sabrina Carpenter Pretending to be anti men while selling your entire self to them is so wild

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

why do so many people in NJ have broken headlights? fix ur fuckin headlight it’s really cheaper than owning a car or dying

why is the dj’s voice so effing LOUD Spotify

Currently why I am fucking 3 hours deep in traffic in Texas

yes, Chad… better be

The hardest squid game would be separating cooper cheese slices hands down. Don’t think anyone would survive it

This was their 2nd gen PR stunt well past the forced download era all our iPods for …. ever. They just won’t give up

What are the chances I’m going to a WWE themed party tomorrow that was planned in March when Hulk Hogan just rip

people who say post malone’s a poser for his country era have never actually listened to post malone

In my top 10 fears list has to be reading twitter saved drafts

This August has been way too fall for the amount of heat and humidity of this summer. Beautiful weather but don’t fuck with me bc it was 900000 degrees a week ago. We are being gaslit

i just got fired from apple. my job was to make it so finder gives you zero results even when you search exact name matches and file formats

And the truth shall set you free

Is Jalen Hurts the finest human on the planet

Every time I come back on this stupid app it’s just rage bait and morons. See you in few weeks xxo

Beautiful day but I am sweatin

does anyone know how to get the iPhone photos to stop opening up on my oldest fucking pictures ever bc this is important Apple you got me in a tizzie again

Crazy that all the bugs go silent in the winter. Like they’re starting to hush and I just think they should stick around for the bad times too.