I'm sitting upstairs and the boy has came in beside me. He wants to watch something with me. He's at that awkward age where I can't put something rude or violent on but he won't watch Disney or anything 😂 What to watch, what to watch??

I've had a full on week of activities with the bairns. Question is, tonight, do I go to karate training or do I go to the pub instead???

Cheeky gym and spa session this afternoon...

Hey ScotRail Carriage number 79428 toilet won't unlock and it's other toilet at the end of the train is in pitch darkness. You might have to take this train out if service on arrival at Edinburgh Waverley... 😬

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Had to laugh - got in the car and for some reason the radio jumped to Premier Christian radio. I put it back to Planet Rock just as the new song by Ghost was starting "Satanized" 😂😂😂

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Had a consultation for my first ever tattoo today. Double the cost that I was expecting but I'm definitely keen...

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Have to say my hatred of the Edinburgh City Bypass increases on a daily basis 😡😡😡

Got a ticket for Metallica at #Hampden ! Get in! Gimme Fuel, Gimme Fire...

When the old man in front of you is ordering the contents of the entire shop and all you want is a cup of coffee...

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My 8yr old son has just said he thinks our universe was formed out of a black hole. I've just read that a scientist has just postulated this theory. My 8 year old has a better grasp of Astrophysics than I do (which is not hard admittedly...) Clever wee cookie!

Been to the pub tonight. Waiting for bus 2 of 2 to get back to parents (roll on keys to new pad next week). So far at the bus stop in Musselburgh I've had to deal with people spitting frequently and people talking about how much they hate the Police... Get me out of here!!!

Got keys to my new house today! #NewBeginnings #singledad

Got a lurgy and now my hay-fever has decided today is a bad day. Lovely

Patiently awaiting tomorrow and the fixtures release. Need to sit down and work out when I'm child free and can get to some games next season. Edinburgh Arabs hopefully be on the bus more next season...

That's Butlins booked for the kids and I next month. Maw and Paw coming along to give me a hand. Hopefully manage a solo holiday myself later in the year... #singledad

Finally moving "in" to my new house on Wednesday. The thing I'm looking forward to the most? Sleeping in a bed again. Been on a sofa bed or just a sofa for almost a year now. This weekend I plan on having a LONG lie...