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Faux Chef Tip: Fancily drizzle sauce over your food to make it look like you know what you’re doing.

Am I bad for bribing Santa with mayo to make it on the nice list?

I once accidentally typed lmayo instead of lmao and now my autocorrect won’t let me say lmao.

Isn’t it always the holidays when you get paid to eat ranch all day?

My #newyear starts when I open a new jar of mayo

Born to eat mayo, forced to stop eating it.

Everyone’s talking about living the ranch life. But try living inside a bottle all day.

onion ring > ring. Send this to your crush. #valentinesday

If you could be a jar of mayo for a day, who would you befriend in the fridge?