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My Quarantine Schedule

If there’s one thing that’s prepared me for this quarantine it’s chipotle, who needs toilet paper when you’ve got a lifetime supply of chipotle napkins

Back in my day we had so much toilet paper you literally put it in other people’s trees

Me: “I’m coming out of this quarantine fit as hell” Also me: *sleeps next to a box of cheez its*

I’d rather get corona

Children born 9 months from now should be referred to as “children of the quarn”

This whole light weight thing is about to be on another level when we drink after this Q

Cry. Nap. Shower. Repeat.

Sometimes I forget why living at home is so terrible but then my dad blasts old town road on repeat and I remember again

September? Nope don’t know her

August lasted 12 hours

Today i wrote down my sonic order so i wouldnt mess it up and this wasthe order

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